"You're sooooooo good looking!" - Jerry, responding to someone's sneezeing

"Sleeping with the cleaning lady... was that wrong?"
- George, in "The Red Dot"

"It's like a sauna in here!" - Kramer, sitting in a sauna

"I could have been a millionaire!! I could have been a FRAGRANCE millionaire!!!"- Kramer, in Jerry's apartment, after smelling Elaine and realizing that Calvin Klein stole his cologne idea, in "The Pick"

"You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Here's your Christmas card!!!" - Elaine to George, as she grabs his head and pulls it into her chest, in "The Pick"

"Pity's very underrated. I like pity. It's good." - George

"Oh, hello... *Newman*..." - Jerry's distasteful greeting to Newman

"If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer." - Kramer, in "The Handicapped Spot.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" - Jerry, denying that he is gay, but not wanting to be seen as anti-gay, in "The Outing"

"Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!"
- George, trying to convince a reporter that he's not gay, in "The Outing"

"I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay." "You're gay?"
"Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness." - George and Allison, as he tries one more tactic to end the relationship,
in "The Outing"

"What kind of a person are you?"
"I think I'm pretty much like you -- only successful."
- George and Jerry, in "The Old Man"

"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's *delicious*!" - Kramer, in "The Junior Mints"

"So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B". Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it."
- Jerry, in "The Smelly Car"

"Are you Master of your Domain?"
"I am King of the County. You?"
"Lord of the Manor."
"I'm Queen of the castle!"
- Jerry, George and Elaine, in "The Contest"

"This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her."
- George, in "The Masseuse"

"Elaine, he's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo!"
- Jerry, on Tony, in "The Stall"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
- Kramer, in "The Alternate Side"

"Did you see the way she was looking at me?"
"She's a Nazi, George, a Nazi!"
"I know, I know. Kind of a cute Nazi, though."
- George and Jerry, in "The Limo"